Song Dynasty Social Media Feed

"{argument name="title" default="Song Dynasty social media activity"} A humorous fusion of ancient and modern interface design styles. The image simulates a mobile social media interface, but the content is entirely set in the Song Dynasty. The profile picture is a portrait of a Song Dynasty scholar. Username:{argument name="username" default="Su Shi (Official)"} The post reads: "Just arrived in Huangzhou. Although I've been demoted, my mood is still alright. Today I made Dongpo pork myself, and it tasted absolutely delicious. Recipe attached." The accompanying image is a close-up of Dongpo pork in the style of a traditional Chinese meticulous painting. Likes include: "Huang Tingjian, Qin Guan, Foyin, and 126 others." Comments include: "Wang Anshi: Hehe," and "Sima Guang: Still the same taste." The like icon and other interface elements have been replaced with Song Dynasty patterns. The status bar displays "Great Song Mobile 5G" and "Yuanfeng Year 3." The color scheme uses a mobile dark mode, paired with elegant Song Dynasty tones. This is a masterpiece of history colliding with social media.