Microsoft Office Parody Banner

A clean, minimalist white background promotional image, adopting the official Microsoft product launch style. On the left, a layered, glossy 3D application icon group is created, consisting of four overlapping Office-style elements: a large blue rounded square tile with a bold white capital letter P in the foreground; an orange rounded square tile with a light cream pie chart symbol in the upper left; a white document page folded in the upper right corner in the center, with three horizontal blue lines and three blue bar charts near the bottom; and a green rounded square spreadsheet tile with a white grid in the back right. Soft shadows, subtle reflections, smooth rounded corners, and a sophisticated, modern Fluent design look are used. On the right, small gray text {argument name="brand text" default="Microsoft"} Placed in a large rainbow gradient product title{argument name="product name" default="Power harassment Ex"} Above, the gradient transitions from orange-red to purple and blue, finally settling into cyan. Maintaining a wide and balanced composition, the icon group occupies the left third, while the text occupies the right two-thirds, leaving ample negative space. The edges are sharp, like vector graphics, presenting a slightly humorous, satirical aesthetic of fictional corporate software.